I’ve written this review three times now. It’s very easy to write about an album that’s really good. Even easier if it’s really bad. However when it’s just “eh” it takes a lot of effort. I’ve heard Kix for a long time. I remember when they broke and they had a couple of good commercial hard rock albums. Listening back to Blow My Fuse and Hot Wire and there is some nice stuff. I remember when Seattle happened and every band that had sniffed Headbangers Ball got dropped and Kix were one of the ones ended up recording for CMC Records. It was kind of cool to hear a dirty rock record when we were being inundated with grunge songs featuring millionaires whining about how bad the world is. But in hindsight I never went out of my way to listen to them. Didn’t immediately turn the channel when they came on but never got excited when they did either. My apathy aside, Kix has kept on going and for the past couple of years have been headlining the M3 Festival in Maryland.
Naturally, they returned to the studio and have just released Rock Your Face Off. Their first album in almost a decade and it’s exactly what you’d want, solid bar band hard rock. It stars off great with “Wheels In Motion” and soon followed by “Rollin’ In Honey” (no idea what that means but it sounds awesome). My favorite track is “You’re Gone” with a little slower tempo that has a sleazier vibe to it. They do the requisite ballad “Inside Outside Inn” but it’s about as formulaic as it gets. After that it seems like it’s all something we’ve heard before . Nothing bad but nothing really stands out. There are 12 tracks and it would have been a better if there were only 10 and maybe a cover.
I feel bad because I am not liking this more. I love a lot of the recent albums from Kix contemporaries. Krokus, Warrant, Winger have all made real good records as of late. I wish Rock Your Face Off was as good as those but it’s not. Kix sounds like the local bar band that got lucky and have found their level.
In light if this album I’m changing up my rating system a tad.
Final rating, I’d be happy paying…
$14.99-Regularly Priced CD
$9.99-Download from iTunes or Amazon
$5.00-but it as a used CD
$1.00-streaming it on Spotify
$0-Not worth the drive space