Monthly Archives: December 2012

Pig Destroyer-Book Burner

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There is nothing wrong with being chaotic, energetic, and very very quick. Normally I am trying to explain this to my girlfriend, but this time I am referring to Pig Destroyer. The grindcore legends are back with their newest offering Book Burner. I haven’t really listened to a lot of their stuff but when this was coming out the various metal websites and Liquid Metal were going ape waiting for it to drop. Well it was worth the wait as this is a fantastic work of dizzying metal awesomenss.

The reason why Book Burner is so good is that it defies its genre. The metal community has the burning desire to categorize everything and the break it down even further. Then break it down one more time. Grindcore is this strange concoction of thrash, punk, industrial, and noise. What sets Pig Destroyer apart from their contemporaries is that they seem to blend the styles together while others mash it. A lot of that has to do with Scott Hull’s guitars. He is a master riffsman that has some of the crunchiest tones this side of Dimebag.

It’s tough to do a normal review for Pig Destroyer. With the average song being a minute and a half long, it takes longer to type about the song than the actual song. To me some of the best tracks are “Eve” and “The Diplomat”. Both of those tracks are the most metal-like and will be an easy way for people to discover the band. There are also lots of sub-60 second tracks that serve as tasty appetizers til the “normal” track comes.

Book Burner is one of the best albums of the year. It has made me a Pig Destroyer fan and I think once you hear it you will be one too. I’m just mad that it took me this long to find out.

 

 

Final rating, I’d be happy paying…

$14.99-Regularly Priced CD

$9.99-Download from iTunes or Amazon

$5.00-wait for Amazon to have it on sale

$1.00-finding at a flea market, car wash, or pawn shop

$0-Not worth the drive space

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KISS-Monster

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I know the 13 year-old in me is shocked that I was not looking forward to a new album from childhood idols KISS. If Monster was anything like it’s post reunion predecessors, I just couldn’t take it. The band released “Hell Or Hallelujah” as an early single. This was supposed to announce to the doubtful, that the band is back to its’ rockin’ ways. To emphasize it they proudly exclaimed that there were no ballads. Which was curious since the bands biggest hits were ballads. Anyway, back to the first song. Many in the rock world loved how it sounded like old school KISS. And I wholeheartedly agree with them, “Hell Or Hallelujah” does sound like vintage KISS. Unfortunately, it’s because the song sounds “eerily” like “I Stole Your Love”. But since AC/DC and Slayer have been playing the same song for decades so why not KISS? It is a good song after all.

But that is just one song out of an album of 12. While the opener is a good track, my favorite may be the closer “Last Chance. This song truly echoes the classic KISS sound without aping it. “Freak” is another keeper that has some beef to it and would easily fit with Revenge era material. Just like all their other releases, lead vocals are split almost evenly between Stanley and Simmons with Ace and Peter given one each.

Oops, I meant Tommy and Eric.

It is a tad curious that the one song that Tommy sings lead on is “Outta This World”. You don’t think that it’s just a tad coincidental that the guy now wearing the Spaceman makeup writes a song title like that do you? In all fairness it is a good tune despite is “curious” song title. Now, the Eric song is blatant bait and switch on Peter Criss’ legacy. “All For The Love Of Rock N Roll” has a very bluesy soulful sound that was right in the Catman’s wheelhouse. Tacky and not good either.

I want to talk about these two members without delving too far into the makeup controversy. While I’m not a big fan of it, I’m not outraged. Eric is a monster drummer so if that what it takes to keep him in the band I’m cool. Tommy is another matter. He is a very serviceable guitarist but KISS shouldn’t have serviceable guitarists. Put it this way, after Bruce Kulick left KISS he made two terrific albums with Union. Prior to joining KISS Tommy Thayer was in Black N Blue a 3rd tier glam band whose only notoriety was that Gene was their manager and on his own label. Not comparable.

After all is said and done Monster is a very spotty album. Couple good songs and a couple that have you hit fast forward. It is a somewhat success in that it’s a step in the right direction. Compare it to Metallica and Death Magnetic. Not their best effort but gives hope that the band can get back to their past glory.

 

Final rating, I’d be happy paying…

$14.99-Regularly Priced CD

$9.99-Download from iTunes or Amazon

$5.00-wait for Amazon to have it on sale

$1.00-finding at a flea market, car wash, or pawn shop

$0-Not worth the drive space

 

 

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General Surgery-Live An Ever Flying Limb

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There is an old saying, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. If that’s true then General Surgery are flattering the pants off of Carcass. It is the grindcore equivalent of what early Krokus or Dirty Looks did to AC/DC. And like those two, who cares because it is awesome. The reason why General Surgery should get praise instead of scorn, is that Like An Ever Flying Limb comes from a place of reverence and worship. Not born out of laziness or a desire to succeed off of someone else.
Like most of there releases Like An Ever Flying Limb is an EP, in fact the running time for the 5-song platter is shorter than a quarter of NFL gametime. Even less is you took out the spoken medical intro dialogue. But again, you don’t care. You’re just happy to get your Caracss fix. Just the opening notes of the album opener/title track will have you moshing in place. That feeling is retained all throughout.
The unsung beauty of this album is it showcases how truly awesome EP’s are. Music wise they get in and get out and every one wins. If they’re good, they leave the listener wanting more. If they’re bad, it was so short it’s not that noticeable. Plus it allows bands that may only have a handful of songs to get them out and not wait around til they have a full LP worth. Or God forbid they do the lazy thing and add on re-recorded versions, live songs, or covers.
Otherwise known as pulling a Scorpions.

Final rating, I’d be happy paying…

$14.99-Regularly Priced CD

$9.99-Download from iTunes or Amazon

$5.00-wait for Amazon to have it on sale

$1.00-finding at a flea market, car wash, or pawn shop

$0-Not worth the drive space

 

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